June 2009
82 posts
“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our...”
– Albus Dumbledore (via omgharrypotter) (via stationwagon)
“Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn’t find my car keys so I went out...”
– (via stationwagon)
Friends
Ross: I think it'll be a boy.
Phoebe: I think it'll be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you thought Ben would be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?
stationwagon:
Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they’ll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don’t. FML
stationwagon:
Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
“As for me, all I know is that I know nothing”
– Socrates (via stationwagon)
“I could dance with you till the cows come home…On second thought, I’d rather...”
– Duck Soup - movie (via stationwagon)
Frasier
Roz: Why don't you go over and talk to her?
Frasier: Oh please, Roz, come on, the woman's a perfect stranger.
Roz: Stranger? You know her name, you know she has a job, you know she's attractive. It's like an A&E biography compared to what I used to know going in.
stationwagon:
I cheated myself, like I knew I...
Cupcakes
stationwagon:
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stationwagon:
You make everything alright, when...
Friends
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone] Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
[to Rachel]
Monica: Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
That '70s Show
Jackie: Your mom can’t hang out with Donna. Don’t you know what women talk about when they’re alone?
Eric: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Jackie: That’s what we’re made of, you dumbass.